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When one is feeling extra dirty they use Dons instead of McDonalds. This is how you know if one is feeling abnomally greasy on a given day.
Damn bro, that chicks vag was extra wet on my momma. PU Dons.
Dons by Dirty Don April 16, 2022
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The best meal anyone can get, brings ultimate joy to anyone.
Eich better get fucking DONS today, otherwise there will be issues.
DONS by DONSiplined Fellow August 29, 2022
dons are gonna make you klop
dons by glug.glug xD June 22, 2023

Dons Top 

A word taken from TiK ToK by Ke$ha, when she says "Don't Stop" it sounds like Dons Top, a phrase that has come to mean great, awesome, cool, etc.
Person A: Wow that was so awesome!

Person B: That might even be Dons Top!
Dons Top by Snowpocalypse July 23, 2011

dons wife 

A wonderful woman. The type of person you see once and know its your soulmate.
I saw Dons wife, and now I want to leave my family for her. She is better than my skank.
dons wife by filaphel February 11, 2009

dons your dunce 

Meaning leaving a girl in critical condition after an entanglement. This usually resorts in the female not being able to walk straight afterwards.
"I'm tryna dons these tings dunce darg".

"I'd dons your dunce for real"
dons your dunce by DR UMAR November 20, 2022