Skip to main content

Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
mugGet the Doctor Jelly Finger mug.

federal donation

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.
1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government
by Kender-Dragonfly April 13, 2017
mugGet the federal donation mug.
Related Words

Doctor Toboggan

Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.
I need a fake doctors note.
Just get one from Doctor Toboggan
by CWALK November 12, 2013
mugGet the Doctor Toboggan mug.

Donato

A hunky Italian man with a heart of gold and balls of steel. His sexy bod and natural athleticism make all the ladies melt. But he’s not just a tasty piece of Italian pastrami, he’s also as sweet as cannoli cream, and a hero amongst zeros. He is a natural born protector of those he loves, so take caution not to cross him, for he will summon his mob buddies and give you a nice pair of cement shoes.
Oh Donato, you are such a sexy Italian stud.

Did you see Donato? He just did 100 pull-ups without even trying.

Mmm, this cannoli is as delicious as Donato glazed in sugar.
by CeBone11 December 20, 2017
mugGet the Donato mug.

Doctor fart

/ˈdäktər färt/

(Noun)

When you fart and the smell is so vile you consider seeing a doctor
That Doctor fart really has me worried. Smells like I've already died.
by TheTallestPsychonaut May 23, 2021
mugGet the Doctor fart mug.

DoctorDepp

He is the true and only DoctorDepp. Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.
He is the chosen one, DoctorDepp!
We love him! He is our hero. The Real DoctorDepp
by Gentomeiter May 5, 2021
mugGet the DoctorDepp mug.

Doctor Wife

A woman who has a dry ass cooch due to the unerotic nature of her marriage and/or partner.
As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.
by WhoAmI_WhatAmI August 13, 2020
mugGet the Doctor Wife mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email