dolt

To stick a precision screwdriver into the tip of the penis.

DoOd!!!! I just dolted and it was awesome!!!!! And now i cant make bAbIes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymouses666999 March 17, 2009

Dolting

Dolting: (verb) a passive form of derping, where the subject is unaware of their own idiotic act or behavior.

i.e., He was dolting along in the left lane at 3 mph under the speed limit.

by Leonard Lawrence April 18, 2017

Dolt

Austin Struve

Dolt

by Nic cock September 26, 2020

dolt

Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.

by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2014

dolt

A retard, who laughs kinda stupid, or makes common mistakes upon acting. Also can screw up while doing simple tasks. Another word for "Dork", or "doink".

Alex is a dolt because he always gets busted by police on Vice City. Brandon can be a dolt like that time he broke my window.

by Matt61 February 23, 2008

dolt

A mental retard who is clueless not only about current events, but also has the IQ level of a rock; aka tosha

a stupid dolt

by tohsa October 30, 2008

dolt

flatulance from the penis.

Ted dolted and the entire room smelt like a sour sandwich.

by LangfordMan February 12, 2013