douschebag

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

by the_ronness July 15, 2008

team douschebag

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.

hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag

by dramageek December 10, 2007

Dingleberry Douschebag

a person that is not a total douschebag but is yet cool in your way of choosing.

Colton is a Dingleberry Douschebag because he is awesome.

by Travis McAlister December 22, 2008

Douschebaggot

Someone who is acts like a douschebag and looks like a faggot.

Alex thinks hes such a player, little does he know that hes just a douschebaggot.

by Chaos is beauty January 3, 2011

Essence of douschebag

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018