A term used to describe a more useless than tits-on-a-bull project that your useless fuck of an employer has you working on. And when it blows up in their face, they are asking why you didn't work hard enough.
Henry had me working in his shop for customers who only come in for samples and nothing else. That numbnut is running a real dog and pony show.
by straightpoolken September 18, 2004
when two or more people or organizations pretend to have a very public grievance with each other in order to create publicity and buzz for their product/service, etc.
Pro wrestling is full of dog and pony act story-lines.
Pro wrestling is full of dog and pony act story-lines.
Tito Ortiz made a bunch of rude comments to Ken Shamrock, and Ken lost it and nearly started a fight at the press conference. I know they hate each other, but it's really just a dog and pony show to drum up interest in the fight.
by Fartblossomforyou September 06, 2011
Banging a girl doggy style while aggressively pulling her hair back with one of your hands into an impromptu ponytail
She used to be a boring lay and only wanted to do it missionary. That was before I bent her over and gave her the old dog and pony show.
by MrDogAndPony February 24, 2014
by Goodpancakes February 23, 2004
when you get to a bar or club, and there is a line of yuppies down the block, and big black bouncers that won't let anyone in, and you have to piss so badly your bladder is going to rupture.
by Johhny Cockrane May 23, 2004
A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.
A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"
Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"
Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*
-In the near distance-
Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"
Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"
Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*
-In the near distance-
Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"
Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.
1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.
by adguy70 March 14, 2014