Something women and especialy teenage girls thrive on. consisting of any number of situations that have an easy solution, wich would bring a fairly good outcome, but these girls choose another, shitty, bad way to deal with it, again consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing/gossiping/betraying their friends, or the all-too-common "I want to break up with him but i still love him!" it drives men and what i like to call "normal" girls nuts.
Drizama!!!
by 1973_top June 24, 2009
Get the Drizama mug.Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....
...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!
No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!
No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?
You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!
You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!
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Get the dizastix mug.This name derives from Belizean roots meaning "Authentic". If you ever meet a Daizaun, without a doubt he (or she) we will be the greatest person you've ever met. Do not get excited though, because they are very rare.
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Get the Daizaun mug.Dizayah is the nice,sweet,kind,She will always be their for you and she will never give up on you all thought she might show off sometimes she is the friend you will always ask for
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