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Schrödinger's DM 

A DM that will either improve or destroy your image in the eyes of someone important to you, depending on how it's received. The outcome can't be determined until they look at it.
A: Dude, we've been weirdly close for years and I've finally told her I like her.

B: How do you think she'll reply?

A: She'll either confess her love for me or think I'm a creep and block me, meaning I have irreparably destroyed a friendship with someone so important to me. Nobody knows how it'll go until she sees it. It's a Schrödinger's DM.
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W.D.M.S. 

WDMS Is in Hamilton Township, NJ. It is the most ass middle school in all of Atlantic County. We are well known for our track team because all the kids who run from cops all the time do it. You will find the biggest dick riders on the planet in this school. Ugly bitches crawl throughout every hallway in this school. There is a perfect mixture of racist kids and ghetto kids here. Last but not least the people that run this school and the teachers here suck fucking dick at their job. (Shorter version would be Davies).
Shit bro my mom told me I have to go to W.D.M.S.
W.D.M.S. by I love WDMS February 27, 2019

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.
Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!
" I sent a dm to another girl and she said she had a boyfriend"
"Another dm slip again I see"
Pussy Deprived Man Sydrome: When a man is acting like a bitch cuz he ain't been laid in ages......
Yo dude Andy been P.D.M.S'in ever since he been single bro, we need to hook up a booty call
P.D.M.S by Pissed Off Roomie October 4, 2011

dm slide irl

when you slide in gym class and yell "this be yo girls dms"
i dm slide irl everyday in gym classe because i am a lonlely meme king
dm slide irl by SIgabyTheMage January 19, 2017

dm sharing 

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,
For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!