Get the djampu mug.A motorcycle woman with a hot smoky voice, who can always make you laugh. This woman is mostly over her thirties, but she looks like twenty-seven. A Djami usually uses ";-)" very often in writing online, and she's an expert of making people happy that she's talking to them. A Djami has a really nice laugh with that smoky voice. Djami already has her sneakers on to run to Sweden as soon as possible.
Dude1: Yeah, so I'm having a date with a girl tonight.
Dude2: Really? What's she like?
Dude1: She's really hot and smart and funny but I mean, she's not a Djami.
Dude2: I know the feeling man, a Djami is hard to find.
Dude2: Really? What's she like?
Dude1: She's really hot and smart and funny but I mean, she's not a Djami.
Dude2: I know the feeling man, a Djami is hard to find.
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Djambazostatuses are Facebook status updates that are potentially misleading, open-ended, and/or confusing, posted so as to amuse the uploader.
Person A-Did you see that Djambazostatus he posted?
Person B-Yeah, it potentially mislead/confused me.
Person A -Damn you Djambazostatus! You're an unwieldy word for an unwieldy problem!
Example 2:
Alexis Marky: thinks she wants to.....
Dave: rob a bank?
Ann: talk to some trees????????
Jake: sing a song to a homeless person?
Logical Cynic: Thinks she wants to post a purposefully ambiguous status update so as to confuse people and create a string of illogical responses?
January 17 at 11:06pm
Person B-Yeah, it potentially mislead/confused me.
Person A -Damn you Djambazostatus! You're an unwieldy word for an unwieldy problem!
Example 2:
Alexis Marky: thinks she wants to.....
Dave: rob a bank?
Ann: talk to some trees????????
Jake: sing a song to a homeless person?
Logical Cynic: Thinks she wants to post a purposefully ambiguous status update so as to confuse people and create a string of illogical responses?
January 17 at 11:06pm
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Definitely a delinquent, but sweet and generous at heart.
He may take advantage of a girl's body, but if he truly loves her, he's one of the best boyfriends a girl can ask for. He will always take her back and keep her for as long as she'll have him.
Extremely loyal, he understands family ties excruciatingly well due to his parental problems and treats his friends as his father should have treated him...
He's not perfect, but you to have to deserve him, you really really do.
At first, he may seem like an everyday macho man, but he's really as soft and as gooey as a marshmallow. :3
Definitely a delinquent, but sweet and generous at heart.
He may take advantage of a girl's body, but if he truly loves her, he's one of the best boyfriends a girl can ask for. He will always take her back and keep her for as long as she'll have him.
Extremely loyal, he understands family ties excruciatingly well due to his parental problems and treats his friends as his father should have treated him...
He's not perfect, but you to have to deserve him, you really really do.
At first, he may seem like an everyday macho man, but he's really as soft and as gooey as a marshmallow. :3
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