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Distractinator

Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.
Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!

Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!
by opticalmask April 10, 2010
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Distractivated

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
A word you say when you want to sound smart and don't know what to say
Tommy was so Distractivated at the burger place, he made new fries recipe.
by Random.dots.in.mypseudomym December 5, 2017
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Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.
While lurking in the LUCI.org Hangout, one of the Linux aficionado's, Distractivated me to the point that I now have my Youtube degree in all things IBM Model M clicker keyboards.
by Wolga October 11, 2017
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Distracula

When you get distracted from the rest of the world by Kim Dracula content.
I keep getting distracula from my work.
by LXXLoveRoulette August 19, 2023
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Distrocular

A word used to describe something that is wrong in every possible way, something that is fucked up to the highest level.
Guy one: Hey wanna see this mash-up of Lemon Party and Goatse I made?

Guy two: What the hell? That's just distrocular...
by pronoob77 January 2, 2012
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distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.
While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .
by tacokid November 5, 2013
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Distracturd

When you're ready to go out but just pop to the toilet quickly before you leave and end up having a really long poo that results in you being late.
'Sorry I didn't get here on time, mate. I got distracturd'
by LunarYearOfTheSheep January 30, 2015
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