diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021

diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"

by zyewaxx December 22, 2022

Diseased kissing

When one believes that STDs can be caught via kissing

...... diseased kissing??

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011

Dieseled

To get with / make out with a fat or ugly person when drunk.

Jeez Paul got dieseled again last night.

by Mr.Diesel April 16, 2009

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by Kelly November 10, 2006

Diseased Little Munchkin

An obnoxious little person with a shitty personality who is a complete retard. Rejected by all of society and unloved.

Person 1: Why are you so angry?
Person 2: That diseased little munchkin over there told our homeroom teacher that I swore and I got in trouble!

by Brch January 30, 2017

Get Diseased

A phrase popularized Buzz Killer of Ghoul world order from YouTube out of Western Pennsylvana

I need to go pick up some more Iron City so have a great night everybody and get diseased .

by SoCo Cuddie October 18, 2021