being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.
Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
by MyNameIsChachi March 16, 2013
Get the Ninja Discreetmug. A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.
by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021
Get the Discreet Brown Packagemug. 1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"
by Yes indeed August 11, 2009
Get the Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisiemug. Similar to a reach around, this is the sexual process of tickling a partner's genitals (inclusive of ball fondling and cheeky fingering) but from a side angle or around a corner (the sneakier the better). The aim being that it's like sneaking local news, spam or junk mail into someone's letterbox which provides mutual, but secret, satisfaction that A. They've delivered news and B. You've received something you like but don't want to publicly disclose.
Last night I was at a house party and I slipped my girlfriend a discreet newsletter in the kitchen.
My boyfriend didn't look impressed in the club so I gave him a discreet newsletter.
My boyfriend didn't look impressed in the club so I gave him a discreet newsletter.
by BLeford September 5, 2025
Get the Discreet Newslettermug. a vibrator disguised as a common household item. such as a: makeup brush, lipstick,hair clip etc.
most times it doesnt fool anybody because it has buttons on them.
most times it doesnt fool anybody because it has buttons on them.
john opened his sisters package expecting to find his video game he ordered and instead found his sisters discreet vibrator shaped like a makeup brush! i feel bad for his eyes.
by kieralovedanny October 15, 2025
Get the discreet vibratormug. When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
by JackVicious June 12, 2009
Get the discreet greetmug. this is when you have to go to the urban dictionary to look up either a sexual term or a popular word/phrase that you don't know and are too embarrassed to ask someone else what it means. don't lie, you've done this too ;)
by kitkatkatie_rawr February 3, 2022
Get the urban dictionary discreetmug.