Dirty Micky

You give someone a blowjob ass naked and then once they’ve cum inside your mouth you drink vodka and mix it around

in your mouth. you then swallow it while you moan the words daddy and grabbing your tits

Bro she gave me the best dirty micky last night.

by katite420 April 15, 2020

Dirty Microwave

When you have sex with a girl for 1 minute and when you pull out the middle of your penis is cold and the surrounding area is burning lava hot

"Man last night I Dirty Microwaved my girlfriend and she ended up burning her tongue"

by Go Pencils!! August 27, 2013

dirty michaela

A girl who isn't bothered about who or what goes inside her, as long as you use her correct name

"I was with a girl last night who let me put three lion bars in her arse and a Thomas the Tank Engine toy in her minge. I had to keep using her name though, she was right dirty Michaela"

by sheepfish13 March 30, 2020

dirty mickie

when you're sick of using your finger so put a carrot up your bum and toss yourself off

"my finger cramped last night so pulled a dirty mickie"

by frogman5748300 June 10, 2019

Dirty Micheal

When you don’t want want your side chick knowing your real name so you pulled a dirty Micheal!!

Dude... I bagged me a new side chick and pulled a dirty Micheal!!!

by Rennystar February 28, 2019

Dirty Michael Hill

Dr. Pepper and whiskey on the rocks. Named in honor of the illustrious J. Michael Hill, always near to every Pepper’s heart.

Bartender! Dirty Michael Hill, stat. HEAVY on the ice. I don’t want to have to berate you in front of my kids!

by Pepper Phanatic August 20, 2022

dirty michael

the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex

damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!

by emogorl420 May 24, 2020