dirty michael

the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex

damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!

by emogorl420 May 24, 2020

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Dirty Mitchell

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a person anus.

Them baseball boys just love to Dirty Mitchell each other.

by Thy Choseth Juan December 13, 2023

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A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.

“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”

by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025

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Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.

by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016

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dirtymichelle

When a female is on top of another male facing the opposite way bouncing her booty in his face and won’t stop even after he has came.

She did the DirtyMichelle on me last night and it felt so good.

by DirtyMmm May 13, 2020

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dirtybitch

A guy you probably have worked with that will sleep with anything propped up on two legs with an ass (preferably when she is really really drunk). Usually will consider himself a pimp and wear Cadillac hood ornaments and have huge stupid sideburns. His fingers smell of a whore’s ass and his flat is usually decorated with stupid shit like bullhorns and other phallic trash.

Holy shit, dirtybitch took home that chicken whore and jammed his hand up her ass!

by ::DiRtY:: February 12, 2003

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