Dirty Dessert

The step after "sloppy seconds".

-Being the third person to get with a girl.

Dude, Drew was Dana's Dirty Dessert last night.

by Mike Wozowski May 18, 2009

Dirty Desma

Having anal sex with your neighbours while mowing the lawn.

Last Sunday I had a dirty Desma. Lawns were perfect afterwards.

by DrJenkins January 31, 2021

dirty desirae

Dark and dirty desire

I want you to fulfill my every dirty desirae

by Desi8808 April 8, 2020

dirty desert

A dirty desert is when a girl is giving you a blowjob, while your taking a shit, and eating cookies and milk. Or you can say a blumpkin while eating cookies and milk.

She totally gave me a dirty desert last night

by shalakalaka March 26, 2009

Dirty DeSanchez

It’s a Dirty Sanchez intentionally worn to “own” some other person or group, but for a reason completely unrelated to the Dirty Sanchez.

Ron proudly wore his Dirty DeSanchez, telling anyone who dared tell him he had shit on his upper lip they were fat shaming him and demanding an apology.

by Ron DeSanchez January 10, 2022

Dirty desert

When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.

I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.

by The Utah king May 11, 2022

DIRTY DESPAIN

When you shove ground beef up a girls ass. Then she shits it out in a condem. You then fry it up and eat it like a hotdog.

Man those were great dirty despain just like mom used to make.

by Awsome possum June 28, 2022