dirk

Used as a versatile term of insult, a mix of dick and jerk. Effective in situations in which saying dick would be obscene and distasteful and saying jerk would make you seem like a pussy shit.

FANCY DRESS PARTY

"Count Austin was being quite the dick earlier,"

"Excuse me Miss?"

"A dirk. He was being a dirk."

"Ah."

~~~

THE HOOD

"Yo we gonna shank that ugly ass mothafucka"

"Yeah, he's a real jerk"

"..."

"I said dirk"

"Yeeeah....dirk"

by Janice Booterman May 18, 2009

dirk

Any homosexual who is always grousing about something.

I wish that stupid dirk would shut up.

by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005

dirk

The particular mess that you find on the floor that resembles dirt but is more than just dirt; such as dirt, pine needles, dog hair and food crumbs all mixed together.

I really need to Dyson up all this dirk on the floor.

by MaryPoppinsYa’ll February 15, 2020

dirk

v. to nag incessantly even when you have already received an answer. dirking is especially effective when ordering a liscence plate.

also dirked, dirking

Don't dirk me, I'll send you the liscence plate once it's in.

by dirkisanidiot August 13, 2003

dirk

a large dumper; large human excrement

i took a dirk on josh's sisters chest...

by armwrestle May 14, 2006

dirk

slang for daren, darnoosh, derek

hey dirk, give me the coke

by Daren Slecto October 16, 2006

dirk

Someone that is being or is dirtytrifiling or a dykebutch, it can be a male of female. Or it's just another name to insult somone with.

Man don't mess wit her, she a dirk.

by Emmmms September 1, 2007