Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

Walking Directional indicator

When you are walking with someone and you use arms to show them the way to go.

I was walking with Kelly and I used my walking directional indicator to let her know which way to go

by Manuel59manuel July 23, 2017

Single directional innocent whore complex

A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.

Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints

Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !

by Valentinowry February 19, 2022

Octet-Directional

Octet-Directional is an unpopular term for Eight Directions, mainly being known as N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, and NW.
The Octet directions are commonly found on a compass.

Guy1: Hey are there more directions than shown on a compass?
Guy2: Oh yes there are thousands more than what is shown on an Octet-Directional compass.
Guy1: Ok thanks... Wait what.

by Commenter_Hank March 5, 2022

Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.

Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.

by TinyDefs February 7, 2023

One direction

5 boys who said they were going to come back in 18 months. Where the fuck is 1D now

It been 45 months since one direction said they were doing on a 18 month break.

by Larryfuckinglarry March 9, 2020