Dickpan

To 'dick' somebody over by telling them you will do something, but then trying to find lame excuses so that you don't have to.

Richard said he was going to come watch the basketball game with us, but then he gave us the dickpan and told us he had to eat alone and didn't want to bother with parking.

by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 27, 2006

Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.

"Dickpatch, line four!"

by HardLard February 11, 2010

Dickparty

Any social affair with an overabundant, yet manageable and often times still enjoyable amount of male attendees in relation to female numbers.

Note: A party may be dubbed a Dickparty prior to fully commencing, in which case the Dickratio (see Dickratio) is not relevant to the party's Dickparty status.

Dude 1: Welcome to the dickparty.
Dude 2: Thanks
Dude 3: DICKPARTY!

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

Dickpalming

The process of drawing a penis on the palm of your hand and then tricking someone into looking at it.

"Why do you have a dick drawn on your hand?"
"Oh, dude, I was just dickpalming some people. I dickpalmed Robin so hard."

by mothgoo January 30, 2012

dickpak

A lot of masculinity around but no girls. A group of men, heterosexual men, with no feminines around.

Yo, we ain't got no girls, this is a dickpak!

by professor sweet and sour May 12, 2015

dickpaint

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

dickpalm

A method of rubbing one's dick on his friend's hand employed most commonly by David M.

I am going to fuck your little sister now becuase you dickpalmed me at the concert last week.

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003