dilweed

a person that is annoying, possibly a dork, but definately not your friend. You despise them.

That dilweed wouldn't shut up during the entire movie. My cousing is a freaking harry potter loving dilweed.

by jeremy sandifer February 15, 2009

dill weed

A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.

Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

dill weed

(1.) Pickle plant.(2.) Word Beavis often uses when talking to someone he dislikes.

(1.) "Wow! This dill weed is growing quick!"(2.) "He, he he he, DILLWEED!"

by Beavis/Sabres/Matt December 17, 2007

Dilweeding

The act of bumming around, being useless in action, and the physical act of stupidity. Usually characterized as someone who is lazy.

"So, where's Chris?"

"I don't know, probably dilweeding around somewhere."

"I hate working with her, she's always dilweeding when she's supposed to be working!"

lazy

by I<3dilweeds June 9, 2009

Dill Weed Fry Seasoning

A secret seasoning commonly available at many of Charlotte NC's greatest cuisines. Obviously, it is not actually dill weed or dill seed; yet, an old dill weed/dill seed container is used to house the seasoning. The custom of using a generic spice container to house a secert seasoning recipe was first observed at a Jewish barbecue brisket shop in the early 60s. The owner would confuse patrons by placing the seasoning in a used random spice container as a matter of gimmick, confusion, and secrecy. You never really knew what you were getting, but it was always great.

This practice was adopted over the years and is now a family favorite custom in the Charlotte area. You can even witness dill weed competitions in the summer months in which cooks from around the surrounding counties will bring their tastiest concoctions housed in "dill weed" conainers and face off in a southern style spice showdown. Categories are in kosher and non kosher seasoned meat and fries.

This dill weed fry seasoning is so dank.

by Mitch Grewat July 2, 2009

dilweed

#1:A dick, a bitch, a guy, a wiener head, someone who is inconsiderate.

#2: A friendly insult, to say it because it sounds good with surrounding words.

#3: A greeting

#1: "What a dilweed for totally cheating on me!"

#2: "Dude your a dilweed!"

#3: "Dilweed!"

by Topsy Cretz March 6, 2009

dillweedius

1. (n) A highly idiotic person who involves him or herself in the highly stupid actions of a Dill

See Dill for more information

"Look at that Dillweedius, he does anything a dill would to be cool."

by The Remembrance November 18, 2016