Dickwipe

A person who is extremely rude and/or hated

Oh here comes the Dickwipe...

I wouldn't go near him, he's a dickwipe.

by Epi Rentis December 28, 2017

DickWipe

A stupid, annoying, or detestable person

"Stop pushing me you dickwipe"

by Nah KK November 22, 2019

dickwise

ADJ.
The act of being intelligent or wise about the male reproductive organ.

That girl I hooked up with at the party was totally dickwise.

Yo mama is so dickwise.

by rockstarRob December 27, 2008

dickinese

The language assholes speak

Chris was speaking dickinese last night.

by kandy69 January 29, 2014

dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023