discordian

mfs that spend their entire life on discord and have never touched grass in their life

sheluvsdevin!: im opening google maps, snackrunner you should join my stream

snackrunner: naw this dude a discordian fr

by mannyily April 9, 2022

discordian

somebody who spends their whole day on discord and doesn't get off

an discordian is also someone who edates

discordian : yo ma , u wanna be my girl?

youngboyfan1234 : no yb hit

by niadisabled April 12, 2022

discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser

alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow

by smith.e January 30, 2023

dictorian

A 2020 dad who rules his family in a 1900 strict ruling and also thinks he is above everyone else around him

Mum, Amy’s dad won’t let her have any social media, he is such a dictorian

by CD79 January 29, 2021

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Discordian

A member of the discord society

Welcome to the discord! Please read the rules and remember to be a proper discordian!

by Mokovi December 31, 2020

discordian

One who has sexual intercourse with baked goods

Based on the way he fucks that pie , I would say he is a discordian.

by Phstnr December 3, 2015