dicknersnoodle

When someone you love is being a dick, so you make up a random word to make yourself not as mad at them.

He's being a such Dicknersnoodle, it's ridiculous.

by Unimportance April 16, 2020

dickweave

A weave on your dick.

Tammy: "Why you patting your dick?"

Chief: "I'm patting my dickweave."

Tammy: "Oh... I usually just whip mine back and forth."

by Caliswag November 21, 2010

Dinnervention

Noun: an intervention disguised as a harmless meal.

I was enjoying a basket of cheddar bay biscuits when all of a sudden my mom starts crying and my dad is all "you have a drinking problem, you're throwing you life away." Way to ruin Red Lobster with a dinnervention.

by Scoldielocks July 12, 2011

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

getting dickered

Getting dickered is a saying us red necks use for getting drunk or getting smashed...

Oh how am I'm getting dickered tonight

by 37darkshadow July 31, 2016

Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

Dickered

dicksuckered suckered by the D...

Smh.. That girl ain’t thinkin’ right.. she’s been dickered..

by Sumrncali February 20, 2020