Dickballs

A person who always fucks everything up, even when theyre not even trying.

Bro what happened?
Lee fucked everything up again.
He's such a Dickballs

by HitlerThe4th May 19, 2016

DickBall-Sandwich

The act of putting your flaccid penis in-between your balls and your thigh for sexual pleasure, out of boredom, or so it looks like you don't have a dick and only balls.

When i make a DickBall-Sandwich with my thigh it looks like my dicks gone.

When I am bored watching a youtube video I usually make a DickBall-Sandwich

by IHaveBadEggs November 24, 2014

Radical Dickballs

Aspiring punk rock musicians who are really into anal sex.

When it was their turn to audition for the record company executives, the Radical Dickballs could barely make it onto the stage without wincing in pain from the previous night's anal fest.

by TARZANSGAL July 12, 2017

Dickball Situation

Being forced into a situation that is less than ideal.

Timmy can’t go to the show tonight because he has to work. That is a complete dickball situation.

by Toots McGoots June 28, 2018

gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.

"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"

by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004

Dickball

As a verb: To totally screw someones shit up. "Ainsley completely dickballed my day by being mean." As a noun: Someone who runs things on purpose. "My dog is such a dickball. She ate my purse."

Dont dickball me.

by Angela & Wayne August 6, 2019

dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022