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Dickballgooch

The sweatiest, stickiest, most disgusting part of the penis, right in between the dick, balls, and gooch
John: Damn I gotta clean my dickballgooch it sure is real sweaty down there

Dan: That's gross John I didn't need to hear that
by Liqma April 4, 2019
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Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping
Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!
by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020
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dickballs

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.
hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!
by no August 17, 2003
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Diceball

A sport that involves 2 players. One attacks, the other defends. A spongey dice is required and a double bed. Behind the bed is a wall with one poster. Also a dartboard is needed.

The defender throws the diceball to the attacker and the attacker tries to head the ball ansd hit the wall. If they hit the wall they get 10 points. If they hit the poster they can either take 10 points or have one throw at the dart board. If the ball lands on the bed they get 5 points.

If the attacker catches or the defender catches the diceball before it hits the floor or bed (not the wall) then they can get 2 points.

There is 4 tournaments in Diceball. 'The DBA Championship', 'Cocoon4 Cup', 'Fossil Cup' and 'The DBA League'. The most prestigious is the DBA Championship. Then the league, then Cocoon4 then Fossil cup. Each round can consist of different amount of throws. (e.g. - 1, 4, 14).
Peter: Hey, Johnny, wanna play some diceball?

Johnny: Definately, I'm ready to go, you're going down

Peter: Haha, I don't think so Johnny! I don't think so!
by Pete616 November 7, 2010
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dickalley

vagina,anus,mouth,etc.

Anywhere a whore will take a cock is considered a "dickalley"
When you get drunk, any old dickalley will do!
by oldickalley August 6, 2009
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This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.
"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"
by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004
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Dickballstitsshitpisscunt

The mongrols continued calling my dickballscuntcockshitpiss a dickballstitsshitpisscunt and their stupidity was starting to piss me off.
by Cxtfish February 10, 2021
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