dick nickle

a guys dick that aint worth shit

That dick nickle cant pickup shit.

by dojomojo55 July 13, 2017

dirty dick nick

A low life loser who will stick their penis into any thing or person just to be able to say they did

"Hey I just had sex with a girl who had a bad yeast infection! " "What the fuck is wrong with you Dirty Dick Nick"

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 24, 2023

Nigger Dick Nick

A white male with an abnormally large penis

Girl 1: "So how is Eric in bed?"
Girl 2: "Amazing! He is totally a Nigger Dick Nick."

by Reconify July 2, 2019

dick-nickel

Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.

OR
A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.

"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"

by Dabbasaurus August 11, 2016

big dick nick

Big Dick Nick, also known as 'Nickelback,' 'Nickelodeon' or 'Nick Nack Patty Wack, Give a Dog a Boner,' is Nick. He has a big dick.

Hey its Big Dick Nick over there! That guy has a big schlong!

by Waiskies May 15, 2016

limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways

Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!

by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015

the real big dick nick

The rea big dick nick is a cool strong hot muscular not so smart kid in high school that doesn't have a girl but little do the ladies know there's a snake in his pants and keep doubting him but he probably has the top 10 biggest cocks in the state

The real big dick nick fucked your bitch and she started crying cause of the hugeness of his cock

by Nick With The Big Dick1 July 15, 2017