Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

dick tace

A dick that will not leave his best friends girl friend alone because he knows he never going to get some but he still continues to flirt even after he is told not to

My best friend is a dick tace because he flirts with my girl

by bbbrr January 22, 2015

Dick Taco

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

by EmoreX January 2, 2010

Dick taco

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

dick taco

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole

That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.

by Bunanator December 1, 2007

dick-tack

A penis the size of a tick tack

bro did you hear? john has a dick-tack

by Aphrodisiac July 15, 2016

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024