by Key Vaughn November 26, 2011
"see that guy over there by that girl, poor guy doesn't stand a chance. He's been hard dicking all night.
by Matt Mazany December 09, 2003
i ) A half erect penis.
ii) Something that is useless
iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't
iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
ii) Something that is useless
iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't
iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?
Dave : Yes, but only $2,000
Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes
Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
Dave : Yes, but only $2,000
Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes
Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
by The Rockit February 10, 2010
When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"
Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.
by Salanne March 14, 2006
when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum
by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 01, 2006
While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.
by Breckul July 20, 2009
A gueston on why you have a boner
A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard
b:why is my dick so hard
by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022