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dick-out shuffle

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.
Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!
by big mick July 12, 2012
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Dick out for afif

Dick out for afif means that you want to fuck a SHITTY boy that has no friends
Man you so dumb, you mush have your Dick out for afif!
by 3 wise man December 13, 2016
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dick out drunk

When you are so drunk that you pull your dick and out start walking around the party.
Did you see Chris McWilly! He's dick out drunk and is showing the boys!
by swifty0282 January 28, 2023
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Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com August 4, 2009
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talking with his dick out

Origin unknown, but this phrase was recently popularised by Dale Howard from Big Brother 9 in the UK.
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour
"Rex is probably taking notes on me anyway, talking with his fucking dick out all the time. I'll be doing something and he'll be doing the same thing all the time so he can't say anything. He's just talking with his dick out *cue Jennifer pointing to Rex across the garden who Dale hasn't spotted yet*
by Ranklescher October 9, 2008
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Dude she laughed my dick out

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.
"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.
by Shim 504 April 28, 2017
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stick out with my dick out

to appear to be important, but with one's penis exposed
I'm wearing a tuxedo to prom, but I know I'll stick out with my dick out.
by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003
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