Jacksons Dick

So large you can see it from Mars!

Jacksons dick is so long it won't even fit!

by Jackson's Dick March 21, 2017

Jackin' Your Dick

The act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task

While setting up the water display at work, Jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. It was only until his Supervisor came and told him to stop Jackin' Your Dick and he got back to work.

by Crab Doctor October 5, 2010

dick's on her jacket

If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.

Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.

by wally b champ October 10, 2008

jackhammer dick

verb. the act of peen vibrating so fast it be looking like the reverse flashes hand when it go into nigga cheeks and it kills orphans in a 2 mile radius

girl: Dave has such a jackhammer dick it feels so good åaaaaa

by oreo nigga December 18, 2019

jackrabbit dick shit

jackrabbit dick shit is usally a term you would call a friend when he does some dumb ass shit right after you told him what to do or gave his dumb ass directions.

-Brandon Anderson

Nigga i just told you the storm was coming now look at you jackrabbit dick shit your dead.

by @polodowndon September 24, 2020

jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

by ktbuggers April 17, 2011