Definitions by ktbuggers

Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

Guy 1: Hey man, I can't go to the party tonight
Guy 2: WHAT AIR man, it'll be better without you