dicktionary

a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length
crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name

brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included
by Futanaria July 26, 2010
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A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.
Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.
by Mattnificent aka J.A.L. October 24, 2007
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Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!
by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011
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People who know all the sexbpositions and all sexual words
by RorySowersby April 04, 2017
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A game in which a woman makes up names for a mans penis in between jerking it off.
Let’s play Dicktionary, daddy!
by Big Pot December 06, 2019
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A popular term used for dictionaries that do not provide the appropriate definition the user is looking for. But this word is usually only used when such person is in great stress from lack of time and urgent need to find the definition of that word.
"Okay what is an aliuqualia paradox? Let me look in the dictionary."

"Where is that word? God, this dictionary is a dicktionary."
by Notinhandle22291 May 02, 2021
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"some words in the dicktionary are ding ding, weaner, pp"
by Anony-mouse 🐭 November 05, 2020
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