Diamond Cutter

A penis so small that when aroused is hard enough to cut through a diamond, the opposite of a Tim.

Andrew Kevin Martin has a Diamond Cutter, he left those bitches cut up worse then a bunch of niggers.

by Big Six March 27, 2007

Diamond Cutters

When you man titties stick outta your shirt

Yo, Armando's diamond cutters are freakin gross

by Teh Truth May 29, 2015

Diamond Cutter

In the game "Duel Masters". This card is of the light (yellow) civilisation spell, which costs 5 mana, and removes the following effects from your creatures...

-Summoning sickness
-"This creature can't attack"
-"Thsi creature can't attack players"

"And i play Diamond Cutter, and i attack with Toel, Vizier !Of Hope, Tadome Da!"

by Gary Ellis, Alcadeus, or Adamantine September 21, 2005

european diamond cutter

The ultimate sex move that involves scuba gear, a tread mill and requires one foot to be kept on the ground at all times.
It generally results in the death of at least one of the participants, and as such specifics of the EDC are not properly known.

Rob, why is there a treadmill next to your bed?
I'm training for the EDC (European Diamond Cutter)

or

That was good but have you ever been EDC'd?

by PWTaylor September 26, 2013

purple vein diamond cutter

The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.

She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.

by cravinbob December 14, 2010

angry blue vein diamond cutter

When a mans cock gets hard as a rock. This is harder than morning wood it’s the type of boner that makes ur want to hump cattle just to get the baby batter out. The angry blue vein diamond cutter is the epitome of a stiffy.

I woke up today with an angry blue vein diamond cutter and nearly speared my dog i guess i had a dream about Klay Aikan

Holy shit Roberto howd you get that bad boy to settle down

Simple I bent the maid over and railed her

by ElongD69 September 21, 2018

Diamond Cutter

Placing your hands around your genetalia in the form of a diamond in order to protect your groin area that isn’t secured with a condom from STDs. It’s doesn’t work but it could if you have no other choice.

Did you put the diamond cutter on her last night? She looked dicey and I’m sure she had a least genital warts.

by FCDubbs August 25, 2022