Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

Diagonal Debby

When your girlfriend/wife lays diagonal on your bed and disrupts the order of the bed, causing you to retreat to the far corners of the bed.

"Yeah man I couldn't get any sleep last night. My girlfriend was being a total Diagonal Debby."

by Kid Krimson September 3, 2014

diagonal cutter

A lesbian that has male features. Same as a dike

Dude look at that diagonal cutter over there. Hers is probably bigger then yours!

by Frostytip October 6, 2022

extreme diagonal

n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.

*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*

by juiceboxx January 19, 2013

void diagonal

This is a kind of diagonal in the World's Hardest Game editor. Y'know, that flash game?

These diagonals require pixel perfect precision to complete and they are known for making levels way harder. Nobody likes them.

Void diagonals are very common in the series Freshly Brewed Diagonal Pain where they appear in large groups. They are disliked so much that there is a police dedicated to taking them down.

cyan: I am going to use a void diagonal
the diagonal police: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

by alex diagonal master January 21, 2022

one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

diagonal

When double dating, the person you are not directly involved with.

I dunno whether to say she's my girl's friend, or my friend's girl. She's my diagonal.

by WADK December 12, 2007