Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

DFM

DUMB FRENCHMEN

THIS GUY IS SUCH A DFM (DUMB FRENCHMEN)

by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

DFM

Da fuck man.

Man 1: I think you're hot.

Man 2: DFM you gay?
or
Man 1: I am going to puke.
*Pukes in the car*
Man 2: DFM.

by zaraaw November 23, 2020

DFM

Stands for "Daddy Fuck Me".

Can be used by women to describe someone who's hot, or "fuckable".

Person 1: He's so DFM
Person 2: Who is?
Person 1: Fine shyt

by Voided5930 May 11, 2025

dfm

cenzo and dizzle

dfm

by quifxwyd October 18, 2023

DFM

Dance Floor Makeout.

"Hoping for a DFM this Friday night"

by joedunn July 17, 2021