Despres

Thicc Male E-4 eye candy drawing Male O-4s in the Cavazos area. Typically this Eye Candy is a red leg, inexperienced, young, fearfully doe-eyed, sashaying, miss congeniality walkin, Down syndrome ape lookin cauliflowered ear havin virgin. Whose first name rhymes with Puke… You know who you are, Edward Scissor Fingers!

Dude I think Troy is lookin at his fugly ass Sméagol Toes like Major Quolsam is drooling over Despres.

by Black Bone September 17, 2023

Despression

A terrible state of mind. The long-lingering effects of desperation and depression all at once. First felt after being blind-sighted with a job loss or a long-term relationship break-up. One minute you are panicked, the next you are in tears.

Marcus: "Hey, what's the matter with Billy? He's not getting back to me about tonight's game."
Willy: "Oh, cut him some slack. His girlfriend broke up with him last week and he's upset one minute, and then constantly calling her the next."
Marcus: "Oh, say no more. Bro's got a bad case of despression."

by GenXJenX September 22, 2024

Despreadshitification

Where someone has a super complex spreadsheet that no one can understand and it is fixed by creating a equally hard to use custom built application.

We dropped 1.6mill on a despreadshitification project to turn the finance team's monster spreadsheet into a phone app.

by Kuncho November 27, 2024