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Desprending

"Despre"-Comes from the Word "Desperate"
"Prend"-Comes from the word "Pretend"

1. Desprending occurs when a couple is so desperate that they pretend to date. They do not exchange in physical displays of emotion as most dating couples, but instead make many witty remarks towards their relationship and even celebrate anniversaries.

It is one step above friends, but one step below dealing, and two steps below dating

2. A popular anime series featuring music by Heavy T
Maria and Tony aren't dating or dealing, their desprending

Person: hey, Maria, Tony, you guys dealing?
Maria + Tony: No
Person: Dating?
Maria + Tony: No
Person: Just friends?
Maria+ Tony: Nope
Person: What are you?
Maria + Tony: We're desprending!

Person 1: Hey what are you watching?
Person2: "Desprending" of course!
Person 1: that show with music by Heavy T!?!?
Person2: Yup
Person: I LOVE that show it made BILIIONS!
by Mariathegothhomelesschick October 4, 2009
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Despanding

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.
When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."
by trouble72 April 16, 2009
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descending

1. To move from a higher to a lower place; come or go down.
2. To slope, extend, or incline downward.
3. To come from an ancestor or ancestry.
4. To come down from a source; derive.
5. To pass by inheritance.
6. To lower oneself.
7. To proceed or progress downward, as in rank, pitch, or scale.
8. To arrive or attack in a sudden or an overwhelming manner.
1. I descended down the spiral staircase.
2. “A rough path descended like a steep stair into the plain” (J.R.R. Tolkien).
3.He was descended from a pioneer family.
4.A tradition descending from colonial days.
5.The house has descended through four generations.
6.“She, the conqueror, had descended to the level of the conquered” (James Bryce).
7.Titles listed in descending order of importance; notes that descended to the lower register.
8.Summer tourists descending on the seashore village.
by Psychosis November 10, 2005
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Descending Dick

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".
Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.
by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016
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descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing
At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.
by burningTinman March 29, 2015
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Gamestop: hey i would like a pokemon indigo voilet bluish hazel green with a hint of yellow depending on the lighting version
by he/he September 7, 2022
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Derendinger

Derendinger is probably an amazing math teacher. He probably has extremely easy exams and TONS of voicecracks!
Person 1: What is you name and profession?
Derendinger: I am mr. DerENdinger and am a mAth tEacher.
by MIJ007 June 13, 2022
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