Skip to main content

Cognitive dysentery

The condition of being so bounded by one's beliefs that one ends up with shit for brains.
Yesterday's Supreme Court decision, which supported the idea that religion is more important than a woman's health, is clearly a case of cognitive dysentery
by Pablo DiAblo July 1, 2014
mugGet the Cognitive dysentery mug.

Deventer

Deventer a city located in the province Overijssel in the netherlands.
Deventer is the place where the nice guys from.
Deventer is the best city of the netherlands.
by Mr. Trackmania December 27, 2020
mugGet the Deventer mug.

Dysentery

When someone says you are full of sh*t
wow, stop lying, you are dysentery
by Goku SS 117 November 4, 2018
mugGet the Dysentery mug.

deserter

Term that mouthbreather use to define a person who chose to think for own self and go for own feelings instead of the goals imposed to him or her by peer pressure.

Words you will going to hear from people who have no other grip on you left but to yell at you, when they will see you successfully moving away from the local shithole they're in, and on with your life.

Also known as quitter.
- Hold it Jane and unpack your car this moment! You can never leave me!
- Watch me. (starts engine and begins to drive away)
- You're a quitter! you're a deserter to our family!
- You always were a misogynist asshole. "You are the weakest link" Jack, goodbye. (rolls up window and drives away)

One day soldier Joe woke up and saw that it is insane to win hearts and minds by throwing small metal pebbles with his boomstick at people whom he never met before, or threatening them to do so. For that he was convicted of being deserter and eventually shot dead by firing squad. He died happy man for he knew he saved his soul by not committing to more insanity.

Witold Pilecki, a WW2 hero, he decided to send intel to allies about what nazi germany was doing at concentration camps. He decided on his own to get caught to one of most notorious and infamous Auschwitz death camp. He reported from there horrors of war. However allies were doing nothing, so he escaped it and joined the Warsaw Uprising. After the end of the war he became a well known war-hero. However when Poland became a Soviet occupied territory, he reported crimes of stalinism for countries of the free world. For that he got arrested as a deserter and traitor and sentenced to death three times. His name was removed from history books up until the fall of communism in Poland.
by GhostOfTheInternetFuture November 6, 2012
mugGet the deserter mug.

Samantha Dementer

Will use you, stab you in the back, walk all over you... She will sleep with your boyfriend,brother, father, cousin, grandpa, son, daughter, girlfriend, sister, mother, aunt, grandma...etc.

Having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, you wont feel a damn thing adn you might want to tie a 2 by four on you just in case you fall in!

She is a baby killer. When she is not killing babies she is PRETENDING to be pregnant
Theres Samantha Dementer, grab anyone you care about she will sleep with them and give them something
by bitch get r done August 23, 2009
mugGet the Samantha Dementer mug.

Deserterism

The belief of disowning your past interests/friends in fear of scrutiny and the possibility of humiliation.

The followers are called, "Deserters", "Hypocrites" or in some cases "Desertocrites"
Regular Guy: "American Pie, the original, was a great film. It was hilarious!"

Deserterism Believer: "American Pie is NOT a film! It's a piece shit movie."

Regular Guy: "But didn't you own it on VHS and DVD, and have a poster of it on your wall back in the day?"

Deserterism Believer: "Well yeah, but that was, like, 10 years ago. So, yeah."

Regular Guy: "Oh, okay... I guess."
by Anonisamust April 6, 2009
mugGet the Deserterism mug.

Deventer

Deventer is a city located in the province Overijssel in the Netherlands.
Deventer is the best place to be.
Deventer is the city where al the nice people are from.
Deventer is the best city of the Netherlands.
by Mr. Trackmania December 27, 2020
mugGet the Deventer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email