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An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.
"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"
by Doge 2.0 March 29, 2021
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long description

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A phenomenon called "long description" that happens when you type too many uppercase W's.
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Woman (bible description)

Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok

THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION

Woman (bible description)
by AlExSwOrD August 24, 2011
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Descript

I need the descript, pronto!
by Emilyfromiowa September 29, 2010
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descriptiveness

The ability to describe things.
Describing an "accomodator" sex toy used on your girlfriend: *THRUST!* Peeny in you, tongue on your clit! *THRUST!* Peeny in you, tongue on your clit!

"Oh how i love your descriptiveness."

"Your description of this character is of great descriptiveness!"
by D Mizzle May 28, 2006
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non descript

a person that fits into non for the following catagories 100%
emmo,punk,rocker,mosher ,greebo ,trendy,chav,goth,wampire ect. they dont want to be pigeon holed an couldent care less, they like wot they like and dont opinionate outhers (genrally)
im not goth im non descript
by ozymaster January 27, 2007
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A description of a political ideology which is accurate and possibly offensive. People often don't like accurate descriptions because it's not what their favorite author made up.
Damn I hate those leftist nazis and marxist democrats! I totally have an accurate description of their ideologies in my mind! don't you see they are both the exact same? (Despite the fact that they both want to blow each other up and one supports private property and the other doesn't) an accurate description of an ideology is whatever my favorite author wants it to be!
by Theideologyswitcher August 8, 2021
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