Derelict Toys

A well known longform improvisational and performance troupe based out of Orlando, Florida.

other definitions, and like uses of the name, are made out of pure jealousy.

"Did you see the Derelict Toys last show?"

by anon-e-muss September 25, 2006

Derelict bar

Local bar that is frequented by the homeless.

"Hey lets stop at the Derelict bar and score some head from those ho's"

by hotsabi September 17, 2004

Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 01, 2018

derelict cummings

An adjective, "derelict cummings" can refer to anything, and is used as a mechanism to confuse others who are unaware of its definition. Also can be a character on a video game with completely backwards and unuseable controls, like the "legacy southpaw" controller setup on Halo.

"The rabid squirrel Derilict Cummingsed into my wreckage"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"

by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

isla vista derelict

Annoying, nomadic non-student denizens of Isla Vista (IV), near the U.C. Santa Barbara campus; in the late 1970s, held court in IV's famed Dog Shit Park (DSP).

"...that brazen Isla Vista Derelict (IVD) just asked if I wanted to buy nose candy..."

by lettersnsciencegrad September 30, 2006

Socially Derelict Bitch

This is a person who has no active social life and avoids social contact with anyone. It is also some one who is separated from their friends at such a distance that social gathering is impossible (or really expensive).

#"Are you coming over Shane?"
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."

by Richard Priest July 02, 2006

derelicte my balls

1. (v) a command given by K-ron to Moelly in regards to his improvisational troupe, Derelict Toys.

Derelict Toys can derelicte my balls, capitan.

by K-Ron December 22, 2005