depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

Depression slice

A piece of pizza, ordered out of sadness, or feelings of unworthiness due to general appearance or recent behavior; generally bought at a pay-per-slice pizzeria

my girlfriend just broke up with me, want to grab a depression slice?

by DepressionSlice July 12, 2010

Depression Sandwich

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich

Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich

by BoiDafaqqq April 19, 2017

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

Great Depression Sex

A form of masturbation developed during the Great Depression, and often shortened to GDS. GDS usually consist of finding mechanical pencil graphite or another thin object and sticking it into the opening at the end of your penis. Common items used during GDS include graphite, sewing needles (sometimes heated), and paper clips. For the adventurous, a straw or recorder may be used.

The term Great Depression Sex may also be used to describe events, especially those that bring about strong emotions.

"Hey, Gavin, did you remember the graphite for Great Depression Sex?"
"I got it right here"
"Right on"
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"Man, that roller coaster was a banger. I must've had GDS at least 7 times"

by Eotyrannus May 7, 2019

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS)

When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.

Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!

Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.

by TheDavid02 November 21, 2011

Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions

"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."

by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011