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delayed gratification

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.
by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
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Delray Fashion Show

Moniker for the subclass of scumbags that reside in Delray beach. Can be found creeping in the alley by spot coffee, at Veterans Park, and at the Crossroads club after dark. Characterized by a bad attitude, stupid tattoos and flat brimmed hats. These people are comparable to hipsters, but far worse.
Hey Dave do you want to hit the 730 at veterans park?

Nah man, the Delray fashion show is gonna be there.
by izzo3746563822 May 3, 2015
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FA delay

It's the slight delay in understanding you experience while talking to someone with a Foreign Accent.
I love having my coffee grinds read by Ozzi but her accent is so strong that every time she speaks I have severe FA delay. (pronounced _FAH delay)
by Maggie55 January 15, 2012
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delayed hangover

Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.

Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.
Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.
by All4Us December 29, 2008
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delayfish

A person who causes others to wait excessively.
Andy still isn't ready! He is such a delayfish.
by JennyS. October 10, 2008
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Delaytionship

Online dating relationship that never goes beyond emails and chats.
The delaytionship would have to end. After 8 months of chatting and emails, he broke up with her because she wanted to meet for coffee.
by Jacqski August 12, 2012
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Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
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