December 9th

Ask your crush out day❤️❕

Hey Julian guess what today is

What?

December 9th Ask you crush out day

Will you go out with me

Sure heather

by Yafavvscogirk December 7, 2019

December 9th

On December 9th, there’s a tik tok trend where people will ask their crush out on that day

Jack: Hey bro you participating in December 9th?
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!

by •|Hope|• December 3, 2019

December 9th

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.

“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”

by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020

December 9th

An amazing Sagittarius' birthday! Or for some reason now an Ophiuchus, like wtf NASA?

It's December 9th! Happy Birthday!

by KatieKlutz November 30, 2020

December 9th

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

December 9th

Guys what happened on december 9th pls tell me

You hopped on among us on December 9th?

by xX_DjUnGeLsKoG_Xx March 21, 2021

December 9th

December 9th overwrites December 10th's "national discord mod day."

random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."

by Propqnvity December 9, 2020