On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."
The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoplesparents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.