by Jeraldstabkr999 December 9, 2021
Get the December 9thmug. On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.
“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”
by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020
Get the December 9thmug. by KatieKlutz November 30, 2020
Get the December 9thmug. The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).
Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.
by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021
Get the December 9thmug. ViVi's birthday
by Stan LOONA!!! January 21, 2022
Get the December 9thmug. December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.
*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020
Get the December 9thmug. National beat up Lazar day.
Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.
Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.
by Waxks December 8, 2021
Get the December 9thmug.