December 2nd:
*pours milk down drain
Me: Mom, we jus ran out of milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The
expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it
down the drain
Mom: Well it's 5:00 so I'm coming home to
beat your ass