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December 2nd 

Hey, guess what? My school doesn't even have school scheduled on December 2nd. So I don't even have to think about skipping school. I don't even have school
tiktok thot: hey! it's December 2nd, and you're supposed to skip school!
me: I don't even have school on that day. It's still Thanksgiving break on that day
December 2nd by anoulackpongrattana November 13, 2019

December 2nd 

Your milk is spoiled no matter what so pour it down the drain. Let's see who gets in trouble🤣
December 2nd:

*pours milk down drain

Me: Mom, we jus ran out of milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it down the drain
Mom: Well it's 5:00 so I'm coming home to beat your ass
December 2nd by BabygirlNiara November 12, 2019

December 2nd 

Friend: December 2nd today time to go to school...
FRIEND:OH WAIT IT IS DECEMBER 2ND TODAY!
December 2nd by December 2nd October 30, 2019

December 2nd 

If someone gives you a hoodie on December 2nd, they love you forever.
Girl:what's this?
Boy: I love you, so here's my hoodie. Mary December 2nd

December 2nd 

Give your little cousin 50 dollars because it’s the second day of christmas.
Younger Cousin: Hey Cuz, send me 50 dollars

You: Why??

Younger Cousin: Because it’s December 2nd