The act of putting a particularly loathsome criminal in a chair and then running enough electricity through the chair to kill it. Other methods include lethal injection, hanging, firing squads, and gas chambers.

An act that should be administered much, MUCH more frequently as it is a great way to curb our nation's problem with jail populations.

Oh and don't even bother telling me that "it costs more to put someone to death than to keep them alive on Death Row for 20 years." No, it doesn't. Let's do the math.

20 years of food and water + court costs and lawyer fees = Lots of money.

1 trial + 1 last meal + 1 bullet = A lot less money.

And what you "economists" don't realize is that we're putting people to death AFTER they've been on Death Row for 20 years! So it doesn't matter which one costs more, because the taxpayers are paying for both.
Oh and for the rest of you that say "The Death Penalty is not a deterrent." That's because we don't administer it enough. Start putting all child rapists and murderers to death immediately after the trial, and watch the crime rate drop since most child rapists and murderers are repeat offenders.
by One Half January 7, 2006
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A penalty that is given to people who deserve it (i.e. murderers). Many have said that the death penalty is wrong. Yeah, well, I rather a bunch of murderers be executed than have to pay taxes that will support the prisons holding them.

I'm not particularly sure why, but the main thing usually said to me is "we have no right to condemn someone to death". This is the usual reason I hear for not supporting the death penalty, but it's ludicrous. The murderer obviously believes they have the right to condemn someone to death. Are others suppose to be "above" him and not stoop to his level? Yeah, whatever. Maybe I'm just one of those guys who don't like living alongside those kind of people.

Of course, many have also critized the Republicans for supporting the death penalty while being pro-life. Um, HELLO? You're comparing the murder of a BABY to the murder of a MURDERER! Notice the difference? Man, King Solomon must be rolling in his grave to hear a bunch of self-righteous assholes say shit like this.
I fully support the death penalty and I hope Congress change the "unlimited appeals" ability of death row inmates to only "three appeals". Better yet, also set a maximum time limit of one year instead of all this "10 years on death row" bullshit.
by BusinessMan April 23, 2005
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A barbaric method of punishment still carried out in areas such as the deep south, the midwest, and the middle east.
Thankfully, New England's plunged out of barbarism, so we have no death penalty.
by birdboy2000 July 10, 2004
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Ah shit Michael I stole this guy's kill now I gotta die!
Michael:well what'd you except?, Death penalty's bro
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When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.
That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!
by Golddiggingwhore December 9, 2016
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the Mississippi death penalty is when you use skim milk as the bong water for a bong. then, after you do that leave it to sun bathe for a week. Afterwards, you find a poor soul and once you somehow convinced them to comply. you make them drink said substance from bong.
alright jimmy!!! time to suffer: drink the Mississippi death penalty
by SoggyBrain April 14, 2021
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Filling your bowl up with Hash and White widdow while using Tea bong water.
Jimmy and Daniel Went to mars after smoking that Texas Death Penalty.
by danshajim March 6, 2011
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