Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

by Disclaimer October 7, 2006

fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.

Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.

by Daisymoo June 13, 2015

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021

Fuck yo dead mans

Saying fuck yo or disrespecting yo dead manz (mostly used in New York and New Jersey)

Friend: yo you blowin mines like dead ass
U: fuck yo dead mans nigga SMD

by Brazyibgoon October 4, 2020