dasani

its clearly a city in nabraska. discovered by the british gnomes of south dakota.

jill:what does dasani mean? chris:its a city you fool!

by dr.popple-opelous December 12, 2007

Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

dassani

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Dassani hs

by justinpornfreak November 30, 2021

dasani

ass, the best part of a woman

Damn, that chicks got a huge dasani.

by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

Dawanica

A person with the biggest ass in the world and boobs that is amazingly awesome at everything plus black. Can usually find her in a purple shirt.

-Dang, Do you see that big ass?
-Is she wearing purple?
-Yip
-That must be Dawanica!

by MochaMama June 13, 2010

Dasani

Dasani is a handsome guy and has a cute smile everytime you see Dasani you will blush he is very strong he is a competitive wrestling guy he is very funny in every way he is a good decent guy to date if you ever lose a Dasani you are fucking dumb or maybe he's g@y?!?

Wow Janiyah and Dasani are a good couple

Dasani is coming i love him.

by Thehonestmonoto January 24, 2019

Dasani

Dasani is the best puerified water EVA its enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste
Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential

DASANI IS BANGIN, IT COMES IN A BLUE BOTTLE FO'SHIZZLE YO, ITS FLUCKIN OFF THE HEEZY
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina

by Flucker November 26, 2003