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Dark Matter

1. a type of matter that cant be proven
2. a badass new Syfy TV show from the producers & writers of the Stargate TV shows.
1. dark matter cant be proven
2. Hey man lets watch some Dark Matter.
by Gaterbrowncoat117 November 21, 2015
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DARK MATTER

Most commonly known known as the Call of duty master camo in most recently Call of Duty Cold War

Also known for its cards in NBA 2k, as rarest card in the game.
Or its known for the thingy in space that no one cares about.
YO YOU GOT DARK MATTER? NO WAY THAT'S LIKE SO HARD TO GET
by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 2, 2022
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the most powerful spell of Chrono Trigger's Magus.
Dark Matter can cause a ton of destruction to your enemies...use it wisely!
by Magus January 27, 2005
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Daremaster

one who has mastered the dare, and has the ability to spoodle (bless somebody with their badass-ness).
Chuck Norris is such a daremaster, he spoodled Mr. T.
by The Black Squirrel January 24, 2011
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What Applejacks and the butterflies from My Little Pony:Friendship Adventures are made of.
The only reason that the butterflies can catch Fluttershy is because they are made of dark matter,
by luckythiteencadley October 25, 2011
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hey, like , the universe should weigh this much, right, but all the stuff we can see is like only 10% of that weight, yeh, so there must be some other shit we can't see! dark matter!

BULLSHIT

1. how the fuck does any one know how much the universe weighs
2. how the fuck does any one know how much stuff there actually is in the universe

its a theory, not a provable fact 'therefore' any one claming that they 'believe' it to exist is in fact as much of a lunatic as people who live their lives according to 2000 year old religious myths

and another thing the fucking big bang right, yeh ok maybe there is evedence of it im prepared to accept that but WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED IT cos in my experience huge explosions dont just happen at random unless ive had a few too many the night before

too many so called scientific people accept these things as fact without any questions or proof, that is known as faith in my book not science

dark matter? ive shit it
poindexter: dark matter exists
me: prove it
poin: well, i cant but i belive it to be true
me: i believe ur a fukin idiot
poin: very intelligent argument
me: yeh well your mother
by bongojim August 30, 2006
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Utterances in a movie theater that appear to emanate from nowhere. You can hear the comments but cannot prove they exist.
You be sitting in a theatre watching a horror movie and a black woman behind you is talking to the screen saying shit like, "Mmmm no, don't go into that attic, bitch." That be dark matter.
by Mr. Chairman January 23, 2008
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