darf

DuH!!!!

Of course Im going to the prom with Jimmy. DARF!!

by Nathalie June 24, 2003

darf

A person who is utterly annoying, a major fuck up, or just does stupid things a lot.

Did you hear about that bitch who shit in a locker? What a darf am I right?

by Bbcakes October 9, 2014

darf

boring, neutral, retarded

The sex was darf...he only ever wanted to do it missionary style.

by ebomb January 18, 2003

darf

A word used to described the substance cretaed during a male orgasm.

Omg that tissue is full of darf!

by Trevor French March 26, 2007

Squaggle Darf

men and everything that they are

My boyfriend is such a Squaggle Darf

by Janna Felix January 1, 2005

darf

A portmanteau that encompasses all of the wordy descriptions for having diarrhea. Issues arise in the English language when attempting to succinctly state wordy and cumbersome thoughts such as "She was puking and blowing out diarrhea at the same time." It simplifies and brings the idea of liquid feces in line with vomit and other actions that involve unsavory ways the body releases fluids and gases.

Etymology: A portmanteau of dump and barf combined by using the d in dump and arf in barf.

She was puking and darfing at the same time!

Before the race her nerves caused her to darf as a from of pre-race conditioning.

Mrs. Gladtone darfed amidst her speech.

Man, I really want to amplify the word poop! How is that even possible?? Oh, I know! I'll use the word darf!

by Harry Danglers February 11, 2013

DARF!!!

A word used to describe the noise made from one persons nasal cavity whilst blocked.
Also can be used as a term of happiness or greeting such as SAFE!! or Standard Bruv.

Example 1: "Wow that was a really loud darf"
"Really? *DARF!!!* I didn't think so"
Example 2: "DARF!!! How you doing matey?"
"Quite well indeed my young Padawan, yourself?"

by Niall And Emily (are cool) June 11, 2006