Danko Jones

This canadians are the most powerful band on earth, the band consist on:

Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius

They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.

note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.
dude #1: hey, how was the Danko Jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.

Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.
by Dr. Evening October 06, 2006
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danko jones

A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.
"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"
by El_Gordo August 25, 2004
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Danko to the Maxo

Used when referring to someone or something that is extremely/overlwhelmingly good-looking or delicious. Off the scale ( mainly used/made by the one they call SL)
I'm telling you now, that girl is Danko to the Maxo
Can't lie that meal was Danko to the Maxo
by SL DILIGENT August 23, 2019
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El Danko

When something is the dank'est
How is your lunch today josh?

el danko mate, my mum smashed it today
by J4mmmmmmy July 26, 2022
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danko chanko

Awesome, or cool, often thought as slang.
by Danko Chanko October 06, 2017
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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 04, 2006
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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 07, 2006
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