dangledong

when you can't get a rock solid hard on no matter how much porn you watch but is 13 feet long. this makes the worthless sh-meat dangle outside your pants. the origins come from as early as 1486 A.C. when a man named fuckhorse saw dick at age 50 and went: "damn I have a fucking dangledong! how do i pound now?" word spread and he became known as the virgin lord as no woman ever fucked him at that point. today we still carry on the saying knowing it will ruin that persons manhood

- that dangledong is worse than my fixed dogs ballsack
- your just a fucking dangledong!

by longdong pounder April 19, 2021

Dingledoodle

The little plastic piece you pull out of a milk carton to open the spout.

How do you open the milk? Just unscrew the cap and pull out the dingledoodle.

by Vealski April 22, 2022

Dingledoogus

very dumb and silly person

P1: Stop touching that wire you're gonna blow us up you (dingledoogus).

P2: lol no!

by dingledoogus December 31, 2022

Dingledoot

A Dingledoot is a man (or woman, dumbass) that encompasses the essence of a horny eighth grader.

The Dingledoot really does have no bitches, huh, Cindy?

by Zangetsus January 11, 2023

DingleDoop

A girl who is Annoying or idiotic

You're a dingledoop y'know that?

by DommyMommyDilf March 18, 2023

Dongledoofabaleranslomber

The goofiest name you can call someone that does very goofy things

Jon: Man, John just spiraled his spinal cord ,which was removed for when he was drinking lean while dragon slaying, down the toilet.

Jaon: John is just a dongledoofabaleranslomber.

by SexualAnonymous May 15, 2023

dingledook

when your constipated but you have explosive diarrhea.

Im taking a dingledook rn!

by razzledazzle_89 December 1, 2023