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The Pants Dance

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.
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by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016
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cherry pants dance

This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.
Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.
by jimmybomm April 8, 2021
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Pants Dance

1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.
1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"
by The Jaw Slapper February 5, 2010
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Skinny Pants Dance

The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.
Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"

Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."
by xlxTaShxlx April 8, 2010
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no pants dance

Refering to one who dances with out pants
In france they do the no pants dance
by franky D April 26, 2006
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Pants Dance

The dance that somehow involves pants! It's not stripping, but it can be.

A fine non sequitur.
by Rabspat May 13, 2006
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Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom
Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them
by intheknow337 July 8, 2020
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